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Well it has come to this, Princess PP Pants had abdicated her royal (pain in the Butt) throne.The royal tantrums have come to a boil(and so has my temperament), getting the Princess anywhere close to the throne takes her loyal servants patience to the brink. PP Princess throws herself to the floor, screams and just flat out refuses to sit anywhere near it.
Her ladies in waiting(and waiting...)sit with her, praising her and she has the ability to hold her urine like that of no Royal I have ever know. Jillian will hold it until we get her off then she will pee in Royal britches, ARRR....she wants to rule, wants the control. The Queen has trouble relinquishing her power, yes I need to rule, it's the battle of the wills.
Now it is just urinating the Princess refuses to do, the other we have a handle on that and have had for months!
We have thrown the pull ups out the castle windows with the exceptions of the Royal Highness's beauty sleeps, we have purchased pretty, big Princess underwear hoping she would feel like a Queen. You guessed it, PP Princess pees in those, pulls them down to her knees and continues her playing, doesn't fizz her in the least????
We have tried bribes, smarties, stickers and special video privileges, nothing works!!
For now her HRH Princess PP Pants has abdicated her royal duties...The Queen has locked herself in the tower....help....
12 comments:
Dang...with a throne like that I would never get off!
oh dear!
Do you allow her to take her throne wherever she is so she wouldnt have to bother going far? That is the one thing that helped my 3 little Treasures, not having to go all the way to the bathroom.
Hysterically snorting over here! That was a GREAT post.....I know you are frustrated.....but I'm sorry.....this was hilarious to read!
For us it was the opposite. My princess was the pooping princess. We just decided to not let her off the throne until she did her royal business. AND 5 M&M's seemed to do the trick!
Good luck.....don't stay locked in your tower for too long! I'll miss you!
Hmmmmm...sounds very like what I'm going through with a certain strong-willed little foster dog right now. She prefers to retain the privilege of peeing indoors, thank you. She also can hold her bladder for what seems like an impossible amount of time, just for a chance to go indoors instead of out. sigh. I guess it's good training. I mean for me, of course - not for her.
Oh boy! Even royal urine isn't fun to clean out of panties!
Good luck to you, your Highness!
(Hey! Is there room in that tower for me? I'll bring some coffee and chocolate!)
ROTFL...oh my...I love the grocery store story!! My son couldn't pronounce tr...it came out F..so instead of truck ...it came out......LOL!!! I'm so there!!!!
Found you thru Jonni!!!
what a pisser
I realize you are in a battle of wills but if I were you I would sure find another battle and put training pants on her if not pullups. That way she won't pp on the floor and still has the wet feel to it.
Good luck. Of course I lost the battle of sleep so who am I to talk.
Beverly
Hang in there! Potty training is a crazy business. We have the boy sports version of that same chair : )
You make me laugh.... I can't help it!!!!!! and then the comment from the Peanut Gallery (sen)
You all should do a comedy rutine.
You can come and laugh at me when the time comes..... but we are still in diapers.
Good day your Highness..... please bring your royal enterage to my humble abode..... I have something for you.
Ah-ha. It's a conspiracy! Now, where'd you get that throne? I want one. For me!
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