Intruder in my house, we want you out!!!

In the deep darkness of night an intruder crept silently among us, infecting us with his deadly virulent spew. First Jillian woke to find it had attacked her, invaded her tiny body and left it's mark with a fever, cough and yucky (can't even go there)nose.
Not to pick favourites it mutated it's lovely , almost pretty self and attacked, yes a full frontal attack, on poor sleeping unarmed Jennifer.
Then it got over confident, cheeky, ballsy, down right nasty. It attacked me as I lay like sleeping beauty(LOL, okay, not so pretty!!), it ravaged me as I lay solo in my bed, it had the nerve to invade me while my Hubby was out of our bed working nights(I didn't even enjoy it, LOL). I was victimized by this invader, now I lay whining, achy, stuffy and my sinus are sure to explode(blowing it's unwelcomed family members into every nook and cranny of my home).
Okay, you have out stayed your welcome, time for you to go!! I have other guests to prepare for as the season is fast approaching me.
Out, out, out...